The Walking Dead

I'm a nerd to the core.

I love reading, video games, writing, and ya know.

The one thing that I absolutely love are

ZOMBIES

I believe that zombies will exist one day, and let me tell you, when they do..

I'M READY!

I watch zombie movies religiously, it's like the holy bible for me.

I've gathered few pointers on how to survive

1.) Be in good physical/mental state. There's nothing worse than being absolutely OUT OF IT during a zombie apocalypse. You need to be able to think rationally and make good judgement. It's a life or death matter. The physical state should be a given, if you can't outrun the zombie, you're it's dinner :O

2.) HIT THE HEAD. In most movies, people shoot the zombie in the stomach or legs to slow them down. But the zombies are technically already dead, they don't feel pain. So the best thing to do is just shoot or hit the head. DON'T WASTE BULLETS. 

3.) Have rednecks (or anybody) with a hot temper in the group. Just do it. When being attacked by a mob of zombies, most rednecks will loose their temper and start shooting everywhere. They'll become so immersed in their rage that they'll forget that they're outnumbered. Then the zombies will attack and they'll become their next happy meal...and a distraction so the rest including you can run away :D

4.)Guns. Weapons. Pretty much self explanatory

5.) BIKES! Bikes are important because they're quiet, you can move through small places, and you don't need to refuel. (We're also hoping the zombies are NOT like 28 days later where they run fast as shit. If they do...then PEDAL FASTER!)

6.) Food. Dehydrated food and Iodine to purify water. Simple & easy to carry. Also, they're filling. Beans are the best because you need protein. Being a vegetarian, vegan, so on isn't really an option. If there's meat, eat it. You need the nutrients and benefits. There most likely isn't going to be a salad bar nearby to get your fill. 

7.) Matches & flashlights (w/batteries). Fire is a must. You need heat and you need to cook your food.

8.) Cut your hair. In a zombie apocalypse, no one is going to give a shit about how you look. Also, showers aren't going to be very frequent, so you might as well just cut it off. Unless you're into lice & stanky body odor.....

9.) LAST ONE. VERY IMPORTANT. Try not to become emotionally attached. Zombies aren't humans nor do they feel. If your mother becomes a zombie, that zombie is technically not your mother but an image. Get it? [Nah. Fohget dis. If my mom turned into a zombie, my ass be the first to allow her to eat me...:S ]

Happy surviving all!

xoxo

Rosie Anna